The Apocalypse. Try as we might to prevent it, it has begun. Satan has the aux cord.

Doodle or Die

A lil orange cowboy riding a big green

"pink ghost from pac man" A reproduction piece in the moocowmoo Series

New Chain

Spending all your time drawing the background and half-assing the actual drawing

Doodle or Die

Illuminati Mayan sacrifice

The Hulk punching an iguana into the air near a purple outdoor shower

A tree in a cemetery, mourning the death of each and every flower that has been left to wither on someone else's grave

Cheered up by a bum

The sun refuses to return the favor after the Earth gives it oral sex. How a they have any kind of sex is beyond me

Doodle or die players live an extravagant lifestyle after cashing in on exclusive DoD memes.

My grill is a Jehovah's witness. It makes cookouts a real pain, when all I want is a steak and all it wants is me to praise the fucking Lord

A yellow, buck-toothed rectangle grimacing at a large-eyed apple

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