Not only is he jaywalking, he is also rude.

Meta-essay on the nature of essays. Mr. Dan should stop teaching this rubbish and do something worthwhile with his teaching skills.

SECRET WEAPONS OF WWII: A top secret project of the italian navy to develop close combat cruisers using martial arts in the mediterranean?

Magician does an illusion trick where tiny objects seem inconceivably big.

Cool alien flips farmer the bird. "I can probe whatever cows I please, you twit."

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a very abstract guy sketched a drawing of a very realistic head and neck of a man with realistic shading. the sun is impressed.

A saddled horse on a strange alien planet with 5 suns. Godspeed, Space Cowboy.

Doodle or Die

Santa is back. And this time he means business. *wall explodes* "Die, Bitches!"

A homosexual Inuit shaman invites you into his Igloo to learn "magic".

Doodle or Die

Albino Island tribe shaman is feeding the fish avatar of his volcano god the fetus of a virgin sacrifice, thereby conjuring catastrophe.

A phsyically unimposing necromancer has created a towering fleshgolem. But it has very stubby arms. This did not go as planned.

Humanity's brightest scientists use a flexible titanium probe to explore the negative space dimension found beyond the hole of an old donut.

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