Megaman has a horse fuck his gun

Someone snapped their big toe in half. JUST CLEAN SNAPPED IN HALF. OUCH.

A healthy star is jealous of the cooler white dwarf

A blue muppet has become real and is tearing up whilst going quite fast

Obama laughing in the whitehouse as he bans all guns

A little girl with a wig attempts to buy a pitch black pony, but it poops out 3 unborn fetuses.

2 rattlesnakes find love in a red rock desert. They do it in a patch of grass

An autistic man thinking about all the things he could be doing if he wasn't autistic.

Driving in Traffic whilst high

A duck sitting on a basket holding a purse

a train transformer has limp car

A brother telling his sister to come across the line and kill him. His sister is a slut and has 2 kids.