Would you like to make a contract?

a bear wants to fuck a tree

a horse/cat is upset

Finn is a brony

karkat being shot at with tampons

The God of Wrath wreaking havoc on some sad pedestrian

an emo douchebag who likes Simple Plan.

a pikachu that was sexually abused.

the internet would like nicki minaj to suck something. Perhaps a lollipop?

a dragon smoking weed

george bush burning our tax dollars while making love to a hooker

some ghetto white boy