There is a person. There is an anvil. There is gravity. There is no longer a person.

Kirby Sonic (purposefully commaless) and Luigi are almost ready for phase 3.

Somebody finds a 2-year-old dragon hilarious.

That dragon subsists solely on the inhalation of gelatin-based desserts.

A rude cat believes that the fine lady has overlarge reproductive organs.

The duck is trying to eat an ice planet.

Mr. Spooky did not count on Pony the Tail having a magical 5-foot-long sword.

"No", says the man, "There is no cure for my extended tounge syndrome"

Day 2: The virus has spread faster than we ever imagined. I only survived thanks to my secluded cottage and OH GOD GOTTA RUN THEY'RE HERE

This man is a carnivore, so instead of tea, he drinks meat. Also, he believes that the activity mentioned would not be enjoyable to him.

He has a cold, but is still good to go.

Somebody discovered 4 to 5 hours later that they had eaten a dollar.