Red from Charlie Brown has grown up.

That shitty time in a game when you fall in a ditch and need to jump up twice to get back up but you don't have a mushroom or anything.

The Beatles performing Helter Skelter in Space.

a one and a one make a three? That's irrational.

Turboteen finally has a passenger in his clutches (aka his passenger seat). It's time to feed.

When stickmen go through puberty, they get acne on their upper thighs and then their knees get disjointed from their legs.

I am the 1%.

Phoenix and Maya argue over the semantics of a ladder vs. a stepladder

Moses went to the top of Mt. Sinai and instead of God, he found the Grinch's ass. He didn't tell his wife about his day.

The gravepocalypse is happening, yes the one where the gravestones are flung at poor helpless squids for some reason. Where is your god now?

A vocabulary card for the young toddler learning for the first time what "fuck" means.

He waits outside. His time is coming. It will be soon. He waits outside. The bells will toll. He comes. The Hippo of Reckoning.