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Wheatly saying "Heh. Potatos"

Someone really happy in a flower field!

a cute baby throwing up

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO AWESOME OH YEAHH

there's a guy, and a shit below him. Why and how I don't understand. There's something yellow in a corner. Makes no sense.

A guy steals another guys vase. The theif is shocked, and the victim is PISSED

The new bestselling PS3 title! It has a man, AND a car!

a ghost screaming 300 to a blue dot, who doesn't care

I can't believe it!

Right, so here's the deal: THERE'S NO DEAL, IT'S A SCAM

mouth with big lips ontop of a nose