a comet peeing on Spain from orbit.

teddy feels so alone now his owner is all grown up. I hope he will visit him sometimes.

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Stupid girl, potato is not a number.

"ima firing ma lazor" has found a wife.

Man doesn't want to take a photograph

A peach. Strangely bum-shaped bastards.

Someone is very happy with his HIV-test results.

A present for an imaginative person

Schroedinger's cat is retiring.

A blue man with a rectangular sword disposes of a zombie corpse

Somebody call 911! Someone has a red anchor stuck in their eye!

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