steve, your ear is bleeding!!!!

my father loves the guy who paints my house more than he loves me

hitler is tired of your shit

FUCK YOU ALICE IM LATE AGAIN

a man painting hitler in front of a mirror, asking whos the fairest of them all

the pencil who wanted to be the swan queen

i love you', the brown shoe whispered... 'i love you too', whispered voldemort.

WA and some guy over there rolling in shit

annoying girl is drunk

french orange asks the meaning of life

leanna wants to suck you

a fan of lady gaga goes insane after she says hi