A tiny yellow mouse and the Mouse of a Thousand Screams are celebrating Christmas and opening presents!

Doodle or Die

The Candy Cane Deer decides to get along with the Mouse of a Thousand Screams seeing as its the season of jolliness and being nice to others

Purple anime crab creature.

A lady is rather dissatisfied upon finding out her arm has been broken.

Garrett Miller is being accused of having sexual relations with minors.

A guy carrying a bazooka is really happy about the zombie apocalypse.

No! Please don't shoot the cat with saggy tits!

A turd with a cherry on it.

A bunch of attractive, colorful sticks are telling you to "Come play."

Do you like fucking little boys, Mrs. Grant? 'Cause you just pulled my pants down and fucked me real good with that purchase.

1½ nigger = 75 Cent

Doodle or Die

An awesome doodle showing the demise of the dinosaurs. Definitely going to "like" this one.

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