King Henry the Third?

the green eggs and ham face's (with zits) mom thinks he's BEAUTIFUL.

a blue-eyed boy hiding from a killer

The Grim Reeper is an old geezer that dyed his hair purple.

Mario eating a pink corpse.

cute, well-drawn kitty saying 'no'

and illusionist with a bowling ball as a head.

A duck teaching very, very inaccurate mathematical calculations.

Abe Lincoln

A man discovers that this baby is his, and he is unhappy about it.

A purple man makes out with this pee.

Taylor Swift chasing John Mayer