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The word "on" a bunch of times.

A kindergartner can not grasp his basic alphabet.

A man does not know math, nor where he is.

A girl spears a sad grey caterpillar on a fork. She feels no regret.

A new cheese-type pokemon is discovered.

A large man tells the smaller men to fear him.

A dinosaur smokes a joint on Christmas.

Garfield is disgusted as Mike Wazowski attacks a baby on national television.

A red chicken has an existential crisis.

A man will no longer let a bottle dictate his life.

"She noisily donated a cow to the Chicago Zoo."