A nuclear explosion with a face goes off on Earth, which also has a face.

Looks like someone left their bloody mess all over the screen. I think we need more lemon pledge.

The Dorito illuminati have taken over a poor girl's ears!

Oh no! What will Kirby now do with 3 star blocks in his way?

Praise the crescent roll!

Satan worshippers take over doodleordie.com, praising him a doodle while he is confused over it.

Paint factory's smoke is turning the purple sky blue again!

Sonic the jew hedgehog has to go fast.

No you didn't. You never did, creepy emo pirate guy.

Nope. Nothing here. Especially not a sexy female demon dragon. Not that.

Yay! Hearted Descriptions! Or is it just a lie like the cake?

A guy saying Call of Duty Ghosts Sucks...Has he even played the game?! It isn't THAT bad!