Jimmy cries. "I wish it didn't have to come to this, Bob." he says, forcing Bob face first into a puddle of piss.

((*trying not to laugh*)) Nazi Party is having a party.

sadly, many tumblr users.

Man screams "OH GODDD!" as an alligator leaps from the water and bites his abdomen.

Eyeball is injecting blood into a spider/ant thingy.

Fat, perverted basketball watches as two students have sexytiems in the gym.

Person who gets to start a SHITLOAD of doodle chains. >.>

Please, someone look up Lithuania from Hetalia and draw him for me. C:

Spongebob gives Patrick the title "sucky sucky #5", which Patrick has been waiting for his WHOLE LIFE.

Woman, who bleeds blue blood, has been stabbed in the eye, and is saying "Stupid BITCH!!!!!!!!" to the person who stabbed her.

Yellow-eyed robot is sad that his lollipop is bleeding. :(

This is Spain's best dream. C: