Satan decides to read the bible. He is flabbergasted at all the contradicting statements and violence.

DESU DESU DESU IMPOSSIBRU!

Pac Man is getting real tired of getting chased around by those damn ghosts.

She's got the whole world in her vagina.

A tablet that magically grew branches out of the bottom of it. It's not plugged into a computer, but it's walking.

A muscle man pouring water over himself. His legs are alarmingly short, and his shoes are yellow and red with blue tongues and black laces.

A cute grey fish with shiny eyes.

A small child playing Dragon Age on his Xbox.

Raichu is smoking. He says he's on a diet. I like his tie.

A cow that's an animal rights activist.

A red monster gives a girl from Animal Crossing a gift.

A well-drawn dog with a headset saying "CBS of the void complete".