Aliens tempt humans with pastries, but instead give them KNOWLEDGE!

Exasperated, the sculptor threw her umpteenth blobby attempt at a bust out the window, to collide with the adjacent brick building.

We slipped down snakes into yesterday's news

Well, doctors, he was attacked by some red yarn, and his arm is broken in four places.

The third zebra is unquestionably the coolest.

A winter scene through frosty glass.

The early worm doesn't get the bird.

In the street one day I saw you among the crowd, in a geometric pattern dress.

No, archer friend! I wasn't talking about you! Come back!

The pepper shaker was horrified to find out the salt shaker was filled with lava.

Flying goat is quite the charmer.

Robocowboy is 375% more efficient than the standard cowboy at rustling grub, beeping boops, and lassoing varmints.