Look what I discovered.. Wait, don't look! I need to hide it to win the peace prize!

Pacman has now become the new popular horror ghost

Fuck yeah.... I'm naked and on guard to the movies... Hey ladies! Do you like my black cock?!

Have you tried the new fleshie? It goes wonders in the dark when you're all alone and emo! Just turn it on... and LET THERE BE LIGHT and sex

... What will she think of my penis? What if I'm too small? Can I make her orgasm? dbasjdifhbdsjigbjsdigdsfdbjisanbdelksabfdsaf

I was going to give you a rainbow.. instead I puke you a sea of green. Enjoy and have a great day!

"Sup bro.." "Sup.." "Nothing much.. Just got done going in a pink wet cave.... it was warm and scary..." "Oh.."

I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT PEPPER. ASH TOLD ME IT WAS BAD

"Ahh... Deuce... So you're the final green man... I'm sad that I must kill you.. You were such a good friend.. your time ends in 2 seconds"

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes?" "Well you better go catch it! No, seriously.. It just ran past my home."

What are you looking at? Can't a beautiful girl like me walk her pet spider?!

DSNBFJKZDBTFKJDZBFKJHDSBFNJDSB I CAN SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE TOO! ITS CALLED KEYSMASH