a man has all his limbs blown off by something orange that is too fast for the eye to see
a snake who wants a cheeseburger
Poppy seeds playing soccer
A midget standing on another man's head
pretentious hipster bullshit
Undercover shark
a weiner shooting shit
The secret dick hidden on the japanese flag
Hipster showing off how much of a person he is.
WHEN I LOOK AT THE FANS' GIGANTIC SWEATY BUTTHOLES AND I SEE THESE FAAAAAAAT ASSES GIVING NO SYMPY, I THINK TO- GET MY BAGS!
There has been a prejudice against the Kool-Aid Man ever since he turned blue and became cracked.
"lol, wut?" said the armadillo dog.
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