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A junkie is hungry.

A black man finds a mushroom in a field. The mushroom is obviously a victim of pollution.

The backstreet boys on stage singing a song about trying to be the cutest.

The math teacher is working on some summation formulas when he suddenly loses all memories of being a math teacher.

A little boy watches a really scary horror movie, whereupon he can't sleep the entire night. Also, his mother has only two legs and a head.

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A sign indicating there's a ban on tomatoes here.

A cheap prostitute ($10) denies a man sex, exclaiming he's gay.

A truly sexy mermaid being all swag with pouty Angelina lips and touching her hair.

What it would look like if the US would be covered in pink fluff, seen from space.

A field of green grass. Giant letters in the sky spell "GRASS". There's also an airplane about to crash in the distant.

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