unsuspecting lobster that is boiling in water

when you have caps lock on and press shift on the first letter

"i luv u" -cute banana guy

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just a half brown half white log with a green leaf

"no" - stickman (why do i always get these ones??)

snoopy n a gremlin/green bunny/alien smiling creature sneakin up behind him

"MAY ALLAH BRING DARK DAYS AND PIZZA HUT COUPON SCAMS UPON YOU!!!" -guy

"no,"she said while refusing to wear her polka dot trombone as a hat.

super man but on crack and not superman just a random guy with a superman cape on crack

"rvgcjbkeoi;gf ibdho fgihcbfdevy livqilvy" - person having a seizure "Dude...same." - chad

emo kids in a rock band who think they have depression but are self-diagnosed,and think their cool.(their not.)