Carrots are stargzing. Two have fallen asleep and are cuddling, while a third contemplates the universe. "Nice."

a boat going up a mountain

America is only left with two states after the great Amalgamation of 3015

I'LL HAVE NONE OF THIS

A talking photo says he's doing something (actually he's fapping). Somebody stands outside of the door next to it.

PROFANITIES! The rest is censored in red.

Did you even try?

Wait...do I have...a unibrow?

jynx decided to dye her body green

satan didn't go fast. now it's too late to escape the ghostdong of his first wife

Some sort of scatological pony explosion

A regular old american football.