oh god i hope nobody finds out about my holstein fetish

the only thing that turns me on anymore is the taste of my own tears

office pig sees himself as life of the party. but what will pool dogs think?

fat dude is insulted by topless girl's amateurish hula skills

wizard commands the mystical ancient art of poultry summoning

after several failed attempts at suicide, an immortal boy tries good old hanging

masterpiece

demon disguised as a human is hailing a cab

Alice had no time for foolish games, no time to play absurd croquet. Though really now, there was no need to kill her mallet.

the harsh brutal world of popsicle eat popsicle

establishment has discriminatory policy against half-blood wizards

A flailing monkey was always the second best.