A frog cries out "HOOPLA" in distress.

An effete, thin man spells "Butts" in fancy letters.

Abortion jokes! The most delightful and heart-warming topic for humor! Come on! Laugh with us!

Somebody took a dookie on top of the baby's head.

Under the hot sun, a tall, sweaty man lustful leers at an innocent campfire. The fire yelps in terror at the pervert's gaze.

This guy didn't like what the guy above him had to say.

Nazi daffodil. Or Buddhist. Depends on the context of it's swastika.

A 9.9 kilogram weight.

A fried egg, a brown fish with a bulging purple eye, and a large atom float in the void.

King Ghidora has dicks instead of heads. Godzilla is not amused.

Kawaii-uguu-sugoii neko-chan wants to give me a high-five. I want to vomit.

A muscular toad-monster with three black eyes has nipples that stare into my soul.

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