One day, my mouth herpes will meet your crotch crabs and all shall rejoice.

It was the baseball fan's wish to approach his favorite pitcher while he was playing on the field.

Zelda wins over everything else.

Earthworms rejoice as the play with sparklers and sprinklers.

Banana gets frustrated as he tries to hold cups with stick hands.

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