Saxton Hale asks the impossible.

Archimedes goes to bird school, which is for birds.

Rick told you about the stairs.

Heavy is big. Medic is small.

Spy has a sudden realization: "Did I turn ze oven off?"

Spy rocks Scout lovingly, reminding him that he shagged his mother.

There's a special place in hell for these chainbreakers. Draw Medic satan welcoming a chainbreaker to chainbreaker hell.

Engineer gives his angel mom a tiny sentry for mother's day which was yesterday. You're late Engineer.

Sniper just knows that Spy is hiding inside his birthday cake. Spy blushes, excited to jump out.

Pyro is doing just dandy applying for college. But wait! Which box will Pyro check for sex? Pyro doesn't even know and gets all flustered.

It took Soldier three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!

Demoman go home you're drunk.