'Twilight: Gay Vampire' written by: Some Bitch

faaaaak you?

let there be war for all things cups and plates

if you can make it to shitsoville, you can make it any where!

the bacon needs mole pigs

man with heart mom tat

chrome and firefox picking on internet explorer

cay=t wants your fane

dog shit in a bag

microphone singing some jazz and snapping his finger while using a man as a mic

we're going to steal the declaration of independence

corn eating a dolphin