A happy green snake with a yellow belly says hi, revealing his forked tongue.

Pedobear

A man on the left side of the frame is throwing an apple at a clock with a pendulum hanging from it. (It is 3 o'clock)

a steamy pile of dung with the letters mLP:Fim in the top right of the frame.

A stick figure goes to his computer thinking "I need facebook... Or I will Die alone;"

A worm sticking his head out of the dirt screaming.

Spock in a black underarmour shirt that says "rebel" and a jean vest. He's smoking and has a beer bottle. He's throwing up devil horns

A little elementary school slut, is trying to hit on an obese black highschool boy.

A ladybug spies an apple and thinks about how delicious it would taste.

Frat party with three guys holding red solo cups in the air and somebody spilled their beer.

An old bald man, is hunched over gripping his gold-handled cane with both hands. He thinks of the letter P.

Green scribbles over brown and black scribbles. But I think a superhero panda would be even better.