A green snotstain with eyes

A person with weak skills at drawing utters 'It's too hard'. Feeling the humiliating defeat of his failure, he proceeds to commit suicide.

A blue fart

The sun is shocked when realizing Earth is masturbating in its face.

A casino with fancy neon lights and dots.

An ugly red bag with a shitty description, claiming it's supposed to be a red bag.

Batman smiling at godzilla

A burning doobie.

A rubberduck saying a shitty meme that should've never left the internet.

A man lying in his grave with a red mushroom as his mouth while grasping bacon that is pooping out green gasses.

A very joyful sun watching the watchmen while watching a hill in the distance.

A hillbilly cinnamon bun with overalls dropping his moonshine while exclaiming 'Damn it' and shakes his fist angrily at the moonshine.

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