My lactose based drink frequently attracts people of the male variety.
A red book is drunk while a blue book is cool
I'll believe that when cows fly.
Yumm!! Waffles!
An ugly African American female says "oh no you din't!"
The Thing
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm a dog.
Barack Obama rocks my socks!
Nacho Libre- free nachos
chicka chicka BOOM!