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My lactose based drink frequently attracts people of the male variety.

A red book is drunk while a blue book is cool

A red book is drunk while a blue book is cool

I'll believe that when cows fly.

Yumm!! Waffles!

An ugly African American female says "oh no you din't!"

Doodle or Die

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I like big butts and I cannot lie

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm a dog.

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Barack Obama rocks my socks!

Nacho Libre- free nachos

chicka chicka BOOM!

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