A stegosaurus takes a broom to the knee. Keeper plays the harp

Invisible man plugs a log with a mini tornado

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YOUNG MAN AND LASS WANTS TO FIGHT!

Some sort of animal designed only for porking

TESTICULAR TORSION

The inevitability of death and relaxing of sphincter muscles.

tHE sUN gIVING lE eARTH a hAIRCUT. FUCK YOU

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FOR KHAZ'MODAN

overweight clown tries to be superman but realizes his fat covers the red underwear. becomes prostitute

Sherlock Holmes explains to Watson how he got both of them into jail and why he still has his pipe.

A man with a zuchini for an arm prays to a bucket of Kool Friends Club

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A somewhat soothing countenance

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