Chewbacca holding a cucumber

A girl is sad because she has feet where her hands should be, so she prays for them to be normal.

A Jackson Pollock painting

Ronald McDonald wishes death upon you due to the loss of his hands

Man fires nuclear waste out of his bumhole so hard that he begins to levitate

Moby never asked to morph into a chicken and be surrounded by multicoloured worms, but that's what happened.

Man in a blonde wig carrying a pair of coconuts

What Madonna would look like if she were a featureless green square

Man in raincoat makes girl swoon with his giant package

A tooth singing Lady Gaga above an airport baggage carousel

A plant growing out of a poo

Spooky ghost is impressed by the softness of Rudolf's antlers

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