A man ruins entire communities of anime fans by saying their objects of affection aren't real

Princess Peach refuses to bathe before sex

But your hair is red.

A very prim and proper shit has a gentlemanly conversation with Sir Reginald R. Soap, Esquire.

A succubus gets a tail boner when seeing the devil's firm backside

Going bow hunting with your favorite fictional character

You take of your glasses. Suddenly you're attractive

The boss of this level is a giant man in a sports bra with money for hands

The crippling realization that zodiac symbols can no longer be drawn without inciting certain webcomic fans

A guy oblivious to his friend's homosexual advances onto him

A survivor recalls the horrors of the clown holocaust

Why would you even want to play, knowing goddamn well that it destroys the world?