Bow down before classy cat!

Is that a euphemism for something?

I like to keep my coke in a purple bag :D

Why is it that when I wake up, the only things that aren't orange are the outlines of my body and facial features?

What about eggs?

Brawny Prawn

Fraugr

Are you calling me ugly?

The end of the squirrel as we knew it

They told me the pen was mightier than the sword, so I replaced my hand with a book -Edward Elric

Come at me bro-tie