Jason Bourne was living a normal live, had a normal job and a normal family until one day a radioactive flying piece of poop turned him evil

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All hail King Rock, Of Ages.

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Webster's Dictionary: Braille Edition.

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Trash cans are not meant to play basketball. The skyline is lit by Nyan Cat

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