pretty patty

whoops i spilled my popcorn

shrek is love shrek is LIFE

hamburgular escapes from jail and holds up sir piggy bank who is looking rather snazzy today

a man is trapped in the ocean of piss, he cant swim so he kills himself by stabbing his own self in the neck with his finger

mr shark is hungry for some fish

go listen 2 mi amor by senses fail. NO

"Wak," said the penguin.

no i am not elvis I AM STEPHEN FUCKING HAWKING BIIIIIIIIISSHH

omg the pistol killed his bff the earthworm!

the key is in the basement!

a man on the subway is asked for his ticket, but he left it in his pants pocket. oh hell no he forgot his pants