Don't piss off the moon, Mother Earth. The moon will straight up throw a meteor in your face!
fat obese shark
no carrots
pink and cyan haired clown juggling
partially eaten boner
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is complaining about its overabundance of vaginas.
angel with wings
A basketball wants to commit suicide but is too dumb to do so.
Batman in a skateboard, wearing only his mask, gloves, boots and underpants.
a angry guy spanking other guy
A worm explains that he is baked
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