I can't think of any better way to describe artificial watermelon flavor.

And THAT is why you don't eat the canful of spring snakes, just to spite your prankster.

The most disappointing hamburger in existence - after the McBortion, of course.

Pac Man slowly eats a fresh banana, only to be reminded of his terrible Vietnam war experiences...

You know how sometimes, in comics, 2 superheroes fuse into one? That's where Captain Radioafterbirth came from...

Telekinetic handball is an intense sport to play, but surprisingly dull to watch for the uninitiated.

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And so, on every full moon, Daniel Craig suffers from the transformative curse of the WERE-WHALE.

Now Timmy; tell us what the bad man in the van told you to do.

Satan's deformity was rarely spoken of in hell - professional courtesy, of course.

The mother robot prepares to feed its young.

Superworm (from a previous chain), receives ironic vengeance from the sun.

Johnny's prankster past came back to bite him when the alien parasite attached itself to his genitals.

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