Golden balls/dick with an orange beard and hematoma attack the earth with laser beams.

it's awwwright, even though I only have one hand and my leg is broken! Look on the sunny side of life! I have no teeth!

Ramses ingests a rainbow and waves his amputated hand about in a fit of hysterics.

b& for anti-Asian sentiments

Cauliflower penis man falls in love with a blonde-headed fox

The dick pirate is come!

Perfection. So hot.

Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre.

Lettuceburger and cake debate the metric system.

umlaut H plus meat curtains equals happiness, umlaut H plus non-diatomic oxygen equals umlaut H

A man with a horrific tumor growing out of his ear tries to fight anti-Semitism with delicious popcorn.

A poignant, if trite, examination of Yorick's plight.

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