Uhm... errr.... well... it's a-uhm... Yeah, no bloody clue. Just draw a pair of tits for me, will ya?

Something you dump into women.

A failed attempt to pull off a /v/-related joke. No laughs were had and my jimmies are slightly rustled. I recommend a dose of gay sex.

The skies are set ablaze with the numbers 4, 0, and 4, while a young brown-haired babby stares with awe at the flag of the Netherlands.

SANTA TEH HEGEHOG XD

A blue, otherwordly figure watches with anguish as a tidal wave of piss rushes towards him.

Average /v/irgin neckbeard daydreaming about having sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite gender.

Random encounter! Three alien ghosts are here to fight you! Fight, or flee? (Level 9 or higher is recommended if you wish to fight).

A very abstract rendition of the fameous tit-eyed purple blob, the red-eyed pucking kid, and the smiling pool of blue jizz.

Adolf Hitler, Führer of the disco hall. Just look at that smooth motherfucker. He be making all the bitches leak, yo.

I have no fucking clue what's going on in this picture, so just draw a happy cactus with a sombrero or something.

A young man ponders the meaning of his existance as he fornicates with his mother who has passed out after drinking too much wine.

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