a chauvanist pig rides a hat

A cow's skull melts as it give birth to marshmallows

A parkinsons suffer loses his right arm and mourns as his mouth stretches above his eyes. A man next to him is sad and loses his erection

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iggy azeleas bum

A young boy with a huge head worships a SUN God with learning difficulties.

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Nicki Minaj is hung for war crimes

A young man struggles at his computer screen, upset that he cannot spell

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biiiig boobs

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big boobs

A small simpleton child finds solace in a man who has two coats.

a man jostles with his boaby as he listens to squiggle music

a flower sucks a lovely bee shoe

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