A squirmy person gets mugged by a straight guy who holds his/her pistol in a way that I wouldn't be alarmed by if I was the squirmy person.

High-brow Italian paprikas with dandy moustaches.

Somehow the Eastern Asians just suddenly conquered the math-scientific world.

A horse has injured a man. The horse's owner, a gentleman, criticizes the horse's action, but the horse keeps on being a derp.

A homophobe runs to separate a gay couple, but the couple believe they can stand their ground.

Fermion ticks off a tachyon on purpose, tachyon responds.

A nasty kid on a beach where a storm is about to rise. The kid doesn't know it yet, but his mom died three minutes ago.

a stupido continuing to flood ayanna everywhere

a hen looks at a tree and thinks of it as being cut down in the prime of its life (and the tree's trunk is green)

cookies fried on a pan

It's a gloomy Tuesday, and Mike went outside to stand in the rain.

A person reminisces doing censorworthy things at his job without realizing his cubicle's door was, in fact, open.