A green snail defies his parents' wishes.
Ghost hands stole $300 Canadian.
A man vomits after a long night of drinking, but misses the toilet completely.
A white bunny sees a black bunny wearing a hoodie holding a bag of carrots, and shoots him.
The manager wondered why nobody came to the giant pink-and-blue, gift-shaped building, until he realized the door looked like a present.
Pikmin plays in his own urine.
A brown-haired girl questions how safe the abortion she is receiving by a blonde girl holding a drill who thinks that it's sexy.
A blue letter A wearing a Santa hat practices his pick-up lines.
A blonde, flag-waving terrorist sarcastically apologizes in front of the WTC as on 9/11, 2001 as the first plane hits.
Why the fuck are birds allowed to enter this race? Dammit now I have to pay for college.
Simon and Garfunkel argue about whose haircut gets them the most pussy.
The seemingly happy bee considers suicide every aching moment of its life.
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