a face with some really hard to read words

The wore "intro", in a variety of colours. Signed by "Luke age 5 1/3".

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A pink person in a shower that they are too large for. Perhaps that is why they did not equip it with a curtain or door. Still, they smile.

This mushroom is not trustworthy1

A Brachiosaurus RPG player that has foolishly dumped all of his skill points into armor, leaving him nothing for Strength or Intelligence

A man crossing man road. Which is a two lane road.

A crooked line. That's really it.

The bare minimum

some horrid dancing green stick thing with a black dot on it's forehead.

The Great Pumpkin found the heroin dealer that was most sincere.

pretty much church