A slice of cheese slaps a toaster for its insolence
3-eyed alien with 4 tentacles and a parabolic antenna
a boner wearing a bugle as a hat
Colorblind Dog (his name is Gregor) suddenly realizes something which we all take for granted
the penny drops as a googly-eyed man realizes he's been duped by a double-dealing agent by the name of "Phone"
A sad turtle holding a deflated football.
Choosing between Christianity, Buddhism, and Ancient Egyptian Paganism is quite the challenge.
A carrot is an offensive and unfunny comedian.
Kermit suckin renamon's dick in a bowl of jello (it's a futanari renamon)
The cactus's friend box died, cactus cried
BBC Sherlock
When the king asked the peasantry who stole from the royal carrot patch, it was not until extreme threat did the bunny exclaim, "'Tis I."
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