Necronomicon

Spunkgargleweewee

A big fat thick clock.

Hatsomuipooie.

Wut wut in the butt.

Abstract art

A thing.

Jesus saving Barack Obama from Aliens

David Tennant

A lot of green letters on a white background.

Bad fan fiction.

A keypad, or a shitty calculator, or an old cell phone... Something with numbers... TIC TAK TOE!