marshmallow jesus

a paragraph that I don't feel like reading.

shitty cow

a guy really enjoys ass shaped ice cream

gandalf creeped out by jesus popping out of a window

a tumblr person trying to exercise

Hitler flying through space supporting homosexuals around the universe

the red baron going through the McDonalds drive-thru

dorito has pants off. getchursextaaawwwn

in soviet russia, you don't watch the tv, the tv watches you.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

everyone give a round of applause for the happy vampire