morpheus saying "deal with it"

Doodle or Die

a girl with a blue cat named "stits" says look at this banana. the banana is sentient and wearing hula skirt and says aloha.

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an invisible man sporting a baseball cap and beef jerkins

New Chain

a chinese fire dragon interrupts the famous battle of the alamo

a puff ball hat on mannequin

mario is fixing cracks in pipe while he is sporting a butt crack and smoking crack out of a blunt

a single breasted fox goes blind staring at the sun

New Chain

grandma janice getting eaten by a crocodile with demensia

using style a small breasted naked teenager kills a large pikachu with science

green squirrel dinosaur is looking at a portrait of a hand that is crudely drawn and covered with out of place black hairs on balls/shaft

space shrek loves gospel singer verbally

black man throwing chakram at other black man, the second black man is startled, to say the least

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