Furry in grey bikini on a grey beach kneeling.

Shit on me friday, shit in my mouth.

Doodle or Die

Long Red-eyed scaly faggit.

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Redneck can't decide which badass trucker hat to wear on his date.

A mountain range proclaims its mustache has been an important heirloom of the Armstrong family.

`a rock spews blue lightening bolts

Two kids in over-sized sunglasses laugh at a bad joke and pinch their nipples.

oh sh-

One bad-ass cardboard police box.

Doodle or Die

Teddy bear astronaut marries a pink giftbox with blonde hair.

Police officer with a goatee in a dress finds a mysterious peapod with 4 black-eyed peas in it.

Boston Creme donut with white frosting.

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