"Outside of a dog, a pencil is a man's best friend.Inside of a dog, it's too dark to draw."
A very extensive How to Draw an Anime Girl tutorial, done by the great Leonardo da Vinci. This man was truly ahead of his time.
A turtle FUCKING DIES
Ahh, yes. "Guy with Blue Hair Gets Nosebleed When He Looks at Girl with Banana Shoes". Truly my favourite anime.
TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS! #01: Ms Pac-Man is actually Pac-Man's mum. The ghosts are incredibly shocked by this revelation.
Disgusting flesh creatURE OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
Erythrocytes chilling on the beach.
Garburetor is thinking of substituting lasaga with human faeces since Jon isn't feeding him properly, the absolute wanker.
A tropical snackbar, which suspiciously seems to only offer booze.
BREAKING NEWS: Big Dipper disappears from sky. Cause suspected to be a giant alien with a pacifier.
Reaching home mechanically, without taking off his uniform, the clerk lay down on the sofa... and died.
Klavier attempts to roger his guitar.
Squid got angry at canvas. Spilled ink everywhere.