Green bread is stoned 'cause it peed on the floor attracting a horny dog

in a near future, only one man is survived from an'alien invasion: that's why he's wearing a gas mask and have a pumpaction shotgun

In a world where all houses are brown and have a red roof, 3 guys had the brilliant idea to make a light blue house with a green roof. OMG!

sun is yellow, sky is turqoise, sea is blue..... WTF!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A FUCKIN' WHITE SHIP OVER THERE!!!

black stuff

obviously Snorlax!!!!!!

Zombies from plants vs. Zombies are claiming their brainz as prize for the 1st place in 1000000mt swimming at the olympics game

"On the left corner we have 10000t of pure violence. BiiiiigGuy! And on the right corner, deliciously MAD, DaaaaaPotato!" "Ready?FIGHT!"

Someone asked her to do a handjob. "But i have no arms" she replies

A sub wants to see sharks, that's why he's in a cage. Too bad, he forgot that sharks can shoot powerful LAZORS when they're embarassed.

Potato is depressed, she wants to be killed

A guy, after seeing an american flag and obama, thinks that he's arrived to europe